Funny and cheesy pick up lines can show you as relatively funny and sociable person. However, be careful when using them, especially the dirty ones. Some people may consider you funny and sociable but others may see you as low on trustworthiness and intelligence.
However, this doesn’t mean that these pick up lines won’t work, there are certainly plenty of funny lines that are considered quite charming. If you’re going to use them to wow someone, make sure that you won’t interrupt his/her conversation with others as no pick up line can save you.
Here we have listed 400 funny and cheesy (corny) pick up lines and 100 dirty ones. Pick and choose!
400 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines
1. To rate your beauty on a scale from one to nine, I’d rate you as a nine and I’m the one that you need.
2. I heard that you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?
3. If you were a fruit, you’d surely be a “fineapple.”
4. Damn lady, your ass is quite bigger than my future.
5. Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
6. I’m a member of a boy band known as “Wrong Direction.”
7. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
8. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
9. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
10. Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
11. Please tell your breasts to stop looking at my eyes.
12. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
13. If you were a steak you would be well done.
14. They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation?
15. When I look at you, you make me want to wish I wasn’t gay.
16. I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
17. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
18. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
19. Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
20. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
21. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
22. You must be from Jamaica. Because “Jamaican” me crazy.
23. You better stop drinking now because you’re still going to drive me home.
24. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
25. Boy: May I know your favorite color? Girl: [color?] Boy: Mine too! I guess we really are soul mates.
26. What size shoe do you wear? Oh, let me guess. It’s size sexy, isn’t it?
27. I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show your phone with a front camera on).
28. I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
29. Can I copy your dance moves?
30. I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.
31. I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
32. Hello pretty, want to hang out?
33. Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
34. Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
35. Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
36. Your butt is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
37. You have beautiful eyes. Can I just sit here and stare at them?
38. I love baseball so take me home baby!
39. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
40. I want to commit a crime where I will steal your heart, and you will steal mine.
41. The only thing that you haven’t told me yet is your name. So, may I have it?
42. I think you owe me one drink. Because when I stared at you, I dropped mine.
43. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
44. I’m just wondering here. Would your lips taste as good as they look? I would like to try them.
45. You look like you need a company, I am here to serve you.
46. Hello, I’m sorry. Were you talking to me? If not, well then, please start.
47. Hi, do you mind? I’m conducting a study of what people think are the worst but funniest pick up lines. Do you think it’s “what’s your sign?” “would you like a drink” or “hi, do you mind?
48. If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
49. I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.
50. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
51. Just where do those legs of yours end?
52. Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
53. You know you like me so let’s not pretend anymore.
54. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
55. Dr. Phil said that I’m afraid of commitment. Would you like to help me prove him wrong?
56. I would like to bet my $100 that you’re going to turn me down now.
57. Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
58. Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
59. Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
60. I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
61. May I know how it feels to be the most gorgeous woman here? (Experts said not to use the words sexy or hot)
62. Oh, you’re a fan of Spider man, superman and batman? How about I’ll be your man?
63. If you were floor boards i would take out all the nails and screw you.
64. I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
65. May I ask you something? Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for a living?
66. Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
67. Your name must be Pepsi (or Coca-Cola). Because you are so delicious.
68. I would marry your cat if that’s what it takes to be part of your family.
69. I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
70. I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
71. Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
72. It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
73. What is your favorite flower? I’d like to get you one.
74. You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
75. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
76. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker” around with.
77. Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
78. You look lonely, would you like company?
79. I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
80. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
81. I just learned that I only have 12 hours to live. Please don’t let me die a virgin.
82. I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
83. I can’t move, you are so beautiful that you blind me.
84. Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
85. I am lost, would you like to join me to find my house?
86. Boy: Do you have any idea about the weight of a polar bear? Girl: How much? Boy: It’s just enough to break the ice. I’m [name], by the way. May I know yours?
87. I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.
88. Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
89. When God made you, he was showing off.
90. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
91. Girl, if you were a porch I’d take out all the nails and screw you.
92. I am not trying to impress you but I am a batman.
93. Hi, I’m homosexual. Do you think you’re capable of converting me?
94. If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone.
95. Hey, I think somebody farted. Would you like to get out of here?
96. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
97. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
98. I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
99. I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
100. Hello, you’re so fine you’re making me stutter. Wha-wha-wha-wha’ts yo-yo-your na-na-name?
101. Were you born to be cute or you had to work at it?
102. When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
103. Can I buy you drink and take you home?
104. Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is ‘no’), OK then, can we just practice.
105. It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
106. Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
107. Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line..
108. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
109. Hello beautiful! Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
110. Hello, I just noticed that you were noticing me. So, here I am to give you a notice that I noticed you, too.
111. Do I know you from somewhere? I think I do because you look just like my next lover.
112. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
113. Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
114. Would you like to help a homeless? If yes, will you take me home?
115. Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
116. Hey, congratulations! You’ve just been voted as the Most Beautiful Woman in This Room. The grand prize is a night with me.
117. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
118. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
119. Don’t sweat the petty things… pet the sweaty things!
120. Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far.
121. What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
122. You’re everything I thought I never wanted.
123. If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
124. My bologna has a first name..
125. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
126. If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
127. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
128. My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
129. You are like my own personal brand of heroin.
130. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
131. I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
132. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
133. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
134. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
135. Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
136. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
137. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
138. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world.
139. Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
140. Where have you been hiding because I’ve been looking for you for ages.
141. Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
142. Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
143. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
144. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
145. Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Girl: [No.Or why?] Boy: Because you’re the only 10 that I see.
146. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question.
147. (You stepped on some ice.) Wow, now that the ice has finally broken, may I know your name?
148. My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
149. Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!
150. What do you want for Christmas? A date with me!
151. Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low.
152. You bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
153. I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.
154. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
155. I like your skirt. Can I touch its material?
156. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
157. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
158. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
159. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
160. Can you give me a tour of your body.
161. You seem so content. But you also seem to be quite alone here. So, can I disrupt your reverie?
162. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror).
163. I thank God that I’m wearing gloves now. Because you’re just too hot to handle.
164. On a scale of one to Zimbabwe, how free are you tomorrow?
165. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
166. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
167. Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
168. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
169. A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
170. Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend!
171. If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
172. I’d like to be your boss. Because it’s okay for me to be a slave of your love.
173. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
174. Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
175. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
176. Hey baby, I’d like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.
177. If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
178. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
179. Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here.
180. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
181. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
182. Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
183. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
184. Does your heart have a hole? Because I think I’m trapped inside you and I just can’t find my way out.
185. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
186. I think you’re good at puzzle. Because my day just started but you’ve completed it already.
187. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents
188. Can we turn off the light so we could be the only one to be “on?”
189. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body.
190. You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
191. Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
192. If you want me, don’t shake me, or wake me, just take me.
193. Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
194. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
195. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
196. Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
197. Do you know someone who repairs or sells a watch? I think my watch is damaged. If I’m with you, my time stops.
198. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
199. I can’t breathe, your beauty takes my breath away.
200. I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
201. You auto-complete me!
202. Is your name Summer? Because you are so hot.
203. You are so sweet that you are giving me a toothache.
204. Are you a horror movie? Because when I see you, my heart beats so fast.
205. I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
206. Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.
207. You’re hotter than donuts grease.
208. Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
209. Do you work for a postal office? Because I could have sworn that you were just checking out my package.
210. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
211. It’s probably your fault that there is global warming.
212. Smile if you want to sleep with me.
213. I hurt my lip, will you kiss it to make it feel better?
214. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
215. You hear that, the ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
216. Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
217. How much? To buy your heart, baby.
218. Not sure what your name is but I’m sure it is as beautiful as you are!
219. I’m not drunk, I am just intoxicated by you.
220. Were do you hide your wings?
221. It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
222. Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good.
223. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
224. I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
225. Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
226. You are so hot that you would make the devil sweat.
227. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
228. Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
229. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
230. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
231. You’re like my underwear. I can’t last a day without you.
232. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
233. Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
234. May I flirt with you?
235. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
236. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
237. I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
238. They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
239. If you’re advertising, I’m buying!
240. Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
241. Summer is over because you are just about to fall for me.
242. Are you a manhole? Because I easily fell for you.
243. This time next year let’s be laughing together.
244. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them.
245. I hope I’m your menstruation. In that way, I can visit you monthly.
246. Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.
247. Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
248. With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren.
249. Honestly, I have never met anyone so striking!
250. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
251. Santa’s lap is not the only one wishes come true.
252. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
253. Are you a jacket? Because I think I’m feeling cold, I would like to hug you.
254. Are you my appendix? I don’t know how you work but this kind of feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Want to have dinner with me?
255. Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
256. Do you like strawberries or blueberries, because I would like to order the right pancakes in the morning.
257. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
258. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
259. Be unique and different, say yes.
260. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
261. Do your eyes hurt? Because you have been looking right all day.
262. If this bar was a meat market, you’d be the prime rib!
263. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
264. You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
265. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
266. You must be the one for me. Because my permeable membrane let you through and you know how selective that membrane is.
267. Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
268. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
269. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
270. I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
271. I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
272. Are you lost? Heaven is surely a long way from here.
273. You really shouldn’t wear any make up. Because it would just mess up the perfection.
274. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
275. I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents… do you want to be my dime?
276. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
277. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
278. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
279. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
280. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
281. So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
282. You just made my dopamine all silly.
283. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
284. Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
285. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
286. This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
287. Did the sun just come up or did you smile at me?
288. I won’t give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
289. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
290. Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!
291. I think you’re Broca’s Aphasia? Girl: Why? Boy: It’s because you leave me speechless.
292. Oh, so you breathe oxygen, too? We do have a lot in common.
293. My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
294. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
295. Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
296. I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.
297. If I followed you home, would you keep me.
298. Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
299. Do you know what? Blood is red. But I get tachycardia when I’m with you.
300. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
301. You should be someone’s wife.
302. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
303. I want to write a poem on your body with my lips.
304. My love for you is like a loose bowel movement. I simply can’t hold it in.
305. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
306. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
307. Excuse me, I just notice that you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
308. If you were to be a potato, you would be a sweet one.
309. Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
310. Each time I’m with you, I have anaerobic respiration. You just take my breath away.
311. Hey, I think you dropped something. Girl: What? Boy: My jaw.
312. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
313. Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
314. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
315. You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
316. Did you just sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
317. Your shirt has to go but you can stay.
318. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
319. My name’s [your name], but you can call me “lover.”
320. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
321. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
322. So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
323. Is it okay to take a photo of you? I just want to show my friends that angels are indeed real.
324. Do you know what I want to be for Halloween? I want to be your boyfriend/girlfriend.
325. Do you own McDonald’s? Because I’m actually loving it.
326. Somebody better call God, because heaven is missing an angel.
327. May I end this sentence with a proposition?
328. Are you sitting on an F5 key? Because you’re too refreshing.
329. So what haven’t you been told tonight?
330. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
331. You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good.
332. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
333. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
334. Are you a Gillette? Because you are the best a guy can get.
335. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
336. I wish I were an octopus. In that way, I would have eight hands to touch you.
337. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
338. Did you just see Star Wars? Because YODA one for me.
339. So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
340. Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb.
341. Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
342. Are you working at Starbucks? That’s because I like you a “latte.”
343. That’s a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
345. Are you on Nickelodeon? Because you are a-Dora-ble!
346. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
347. You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
348. Are you Lana Del Rey? I just want to “la na del raise” your kids.
349. Is there a science room nearby or am I sensing some chemistry?
350. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
351. Are you a power button? You just turn me on.
352. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
353. I was wondering if you had an extra heart, mine seems to have been stolen.
354. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
355. If you were a vegetable, I think you’d be a “cutecumber.”
356. Can I have your autograph?
357. Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
358. Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
359. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
360. How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
361. There is a big sale in my bedroom tonight. Clothes are 100 % off.
362. I think I love you but I can’t be sure until I kiss you.
363. Your body is 75 % water and I’m thirsty.
364. Hey, tie your shoes, I don’t want you to fall for anyone else.
365. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
366. Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle!
367. I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
368. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
369. I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
370. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
371. You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
372. I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
373. If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
374. You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
375. Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed.
376. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
377. All those curves and me without brakes!
378. My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
379. Save water, shower with a friend.
380. Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
381. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
382. Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me.
383. Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
384. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
385. Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
386. Excuse me, I just pooped in my pants. Can I get in yours?
387. I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
388. Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.
389. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
390. Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous.
391. I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.
392. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
393. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
394. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
395. Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
396. People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
397. I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
398. Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
399. I think my heart just lagged.
400. Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
401. Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me.
100 Dirty Pick Up Lines
1. Let’s play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down.
2. If I was a watermelon, would you spit my seed?
3. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
4. I’m like a delicious pizza. The best part is the sausage on top.
5. I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
6. You can call me “The Fireman”, mainly because I turn the hoes on.
7. You have been very naughty. Go to my room!
8. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
9. I’m a zombie, can I eat you?
10. I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
11. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them!
12. Can you take me home? I have nice bedside manners.
13. Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.
14. I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
15. Can I park my car in you garage? It’s pretty big but it doesn’t leak.
16. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
17. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
18. I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
19. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
20. Hey baby, I’m kind of cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
21. I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
22. I have a job for you, but it blows!
23. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
24. I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
25. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
26. If I was a robot and you were one too, if I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?
27. That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you.
28. Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
29. Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
30. I’m no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
31. Baby, I like to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear.
32. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
33. Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
34. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
35. You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle the balls all day.
36. If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
37. Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
38. Let’s play circus. First sit on my face, I will guess your weight and then I will eat the difference.
39. How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut.
40. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down.
41. You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
42. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
43. Let’s play house. You can be the door and I can slam you all I want!
44. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
45. Do you need help with anatomy. I know all the body parts.
46. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
47. The word for tonight is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
48. I’m no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.
49. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
50. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
51. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
52. First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on your lips and then I would move up to your bellybutton.
53. Girl, you should sell hot dogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
54. Lie down on your couch and pretend that your legs hate each other.
55. Hey baby, do you want to play a lion? You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
56. Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits.
57. I’m lonely, can you keep me company tonight at my place?
58. Do you want to do something that rhymes with truck.
59. Is your name Dora? Cause I’ll let you explore..
60. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
61. Would you like a hot dog to go with those buns?
62. Baby I last longer than a white crayon.
63. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
64. What time do you get off? Can I watch?
65. Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
66. Are you cold, do you need a jacket? Because you an jack it when we get back to my place.
67. I’m easy. Are you?
68. What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
69. Do you go to church often? Cause you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.
70. That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I.
71. Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
72. Are you married? If not, I’d like to marry you for one night.
73. I am leaving this place. Want to come?
74. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole.
75. Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
76. Nice beach balls, can I play?
77. Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
78. Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
79. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
80. There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
81. I’m against animal cruelty. Please don’t hurt my monkey, stroke it gently.
82. You’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
83. I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
84. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
85. If the sun were to stop shining, I’d be your source of vitamin D.
86. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
87. Do you want to take a shower with me to conserve water?
88. When I see you, the sea levels are not the only ones rising…
89. Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
90. Turning off you engine, keeps my motor humming.
91. What do you like for breakfast?
92. You can call me cake, cause I’ll go straight to your butt.
93. I don’t drive a car but I’d like to walk you home.
94. Turning off the lights is one of my turn on’s.
95. I bet your dad is an environmentalist because you are so eco-friendly.
96. You are cute, I am cute…Let’s go to your place and be cute together.
97. My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
98. I lost my blankie. Will you be one for me tonight?
99. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight
100. My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
Pick up lines can work for some and not for other. If you want to use them , choose some ones from our list and see how it goes. Good luck!