When it comes to breaking the ice with any girl, if you don’t have a plan in place you could wind up getting yourself into hot water.
Let’s keep it light to start and begin with some pretty funny tinder pick-up lines that might or might not land you a date.
Here are some effective and funny lines if you are looking to capture the undivided attention of a girl on Tinder.
Tinder Pick-Up Lines
*What is your gpa?
*I was thinking of calling heaven and asking for an angel but what I really want is a bad girl.
*So happy I’m wearing gloves because you’re way too hot to handle.
*Love your picture. Big thanks. Do you want to eat cookie dough sometime together?
*Please tell me, on a scale of one to America, how available are you this evening?
*Hey babe what’s up? If you were a spider, you would be a mommy long legs.
*Hey honey, wanna twerk for me?
*Did you know that before I left the rap game my stage name was Jenuine Rhyme…and I took Brooklyn by storm.
*Can you please tell me what the odds are of me seeing you naked tonight?
*I seriously want you to take me to brunch. Please don’t bust my heart because brunch time is just about finished.
*If you worked at “build-a-bear” I’d stuff you right now.
*Are you ovulating? I need a favor cuz I need a baby within the year to get my inheritance.
*I want you to treat me like a pirate and just give me your booty.
*Did you know I use pizza in the bedroom.
*So apparently we both have fantastic taste. So this is to you and me. I’m doing all the talking and you are just sitting looking pretty.
*I’ve been abstaining for the past few years and just looking to get back out there and get my feet wet.
*Hey you….Hey…I’m trying to chap with you!
*Yes, I’m trying to put a ring on it and I don’t mean my finger dear.
*Let me ask you something, is your middle name Gillette? Cuz there’s no doubt you are the best a man will ever get.
*There’s no doubt we would make sexy babies. I just checked out your profile for the past few days simply trying to come up with a clever message that you encourage you to say, “ Just take me know please”…holy crap, I’ve never worked this hard for a girl ever.
*Hey, what’s going on? So what’s happening little trouble maker? Please tell me what I need to do to get on your drunk dial list.
*Can you please tell me how many seafood dinners it’s going