When it comes to breaking the ice with any girl, if you don’t have a plan in place you could wind up getting yourself into hot water.
Let’s keep it light to start and begin with some pretty funny tinder pick-up lines that might or might not land you a date.
Here are some effective and funny lines if you are looking to capture the undivided attention of a girl on Tinder.
Tinder Pick-Up Lines
*What is your gpa?
*I was thinking of calling heaven and asking for an angel but what I really want is a bad girl.
*So happy I’m wearing gloves because you’re way too hot to handle.
*Love your picture. Big thanks. Do you want to eat cookie dough sometime together?
*Please tell me, on a scale of one to America, how available are you this evening?
*Hey babe what’s up? If you were a spider, you would be a mommy long legs.
*Hey honey, wanna twerk for me?
*Did you know that before I left the rap game my stage name was Jenuine Rhyme…and I took Brooklyn by storm.
*Can you please tell me what the odds are of me seeing you naked tonight?
*I seriously want you to take me to brunch. Please don’t bust my heart because brunch time is just about finished.
*If you worked at “build-a-bear” I’d stuff you right now.
*Are you ovulating? I need a favor cuz I need a baby within the year to get my inheritance.
*I want you to treat me like a pirate and just give me your booty.
*Did you know I use pizza in the bedroom.
*So apparently we both have fantastic taste. So this is to you and me. I’m doing all the talking and you are just sitting looking pretty.
*I’ve been abstaining for the past few years and just looking to get back out there and get my feet wet.
*Hey you….Hey…I’m trying to chap with you!
*Yes, I’m trying to put a ring on it and I don’t mean my finger dear.
*Let me ask you something, is your middle name Gillette? Cuz there’s no doubt you are the best a man will ever get.
*There’s no doubt we would make sexy babies. I just checked out your profile for the past few days simply trying to come up with a clever message that you encourage you to say, “ Just take me know please”…holy crap, I’ve never worked this hard for a girl ever.
*Hey, what’s going on? So what’s happening little trouble maker? Please tell me what I need to do to get on your drunk dial list.
*Can you please tell me how many seafood dinners it’s going to take so I can transform your bedroom into an acrobat bedroom?
*I need to ask you something. Perhaps are you a middle Eastern dictator cuz I think there is some sort of political uprising in my pants.
*Hey sweet stuff. What are you up to? I just want to snap your chat.
*Before I try and hit on you please tell me if you have an issue with small genitalia.
*Hey, what’s up gorgeous girl? Seriously terrified of your response.
*Ffffffiiiiiirrrreeee! No doubt…when you yell fire you grab attention good or bad.
*Give me your number now.
*Have you got a Bandaid cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you.
*Do you happen to have a map cuz babe I am getting lost in your eyes.
*I need to tell you something. Your eyes are so much bluer than the Pacific ocean and I’m totally lost at sea.
*Hi there. Cupid just called and told me to tell you to please give me my heart back.
*I hope you’ve got a pencil because I just want to erase your past and write our future together.
*Can you tell me how Heaven was when you last left?
*I just need to tell you that you’re so beautiful that you give reason for the sun to shine bright each day.
*So the only thing left that your eyes haven’t said yet is your name.
*Babe, I need to tell you that you give brand new meaning to what “edible” means.
*I know if I died now I’d be happy because I just got a little taste of Heaven.
*I swear you must be a musician because every single time I look at you I know everything else just disappears.
*My dad told me life is just like a deck of cards, which means you’ve got to be the queen of hearts.
*I know I’m not an organ donor, but I’m totally happy giving you my heart.
*I need to tell you that from the moment I saw you I looked for a signature, because any masterpiece always has one.
*Please excuse me…I’m creating an easy on the finest things in life, and I was wondering if you had a few minutes for me to interview you.
*Hi…Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are the clearest blue just like the ocean? Cuz I an see right into your heart and soul.
*I must confess, I wish I was one of your teardrops so I could be in your eyes, slip down your cheek, and lie still on your lips.
*I need a favor. Can you please give me the direct route to your heart because I guess I’ve gotten lost in your eyes.
*Yesterday, I saw a radiant flower and thought it was the most precious thing I had ever seen, that was until I met you.
*If your heart was jail, I would beg to be sentenced for life.
*I really hope there is a fireman around, because you are totally smoking hot!
*Your lips seem lonely…want-a meet mine?
*Do you have something stuck in your eye? Oh, never mind, it’s just your sparkle.
*Holy cow, your eyes look just like falling stars.
*I was all set to say something really sweet about you but when I caught a glimpse of you I was totally speechless.
*All because of you I cry much less, laugh a whole lot harder, and smile constantly.
*If kisses classified as snowflakes I would send you a hardcore blizzard.
*I’ve got a question for you. Don’t you think we would look fantastic on a wedding cake together?
*Please tell me…If I was your heart would you let me beat.
*You know what you would look totally beautiful in? Simply put…my arms.
*I just lost my favorite teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
*I would love to offer you a cigarette but seriously, you are already smoking hot!
*I’m thinking you’re a robber because you just totally stole my heart.
*You are pretty much perfect. If I could change anything the only thing I would change would be your last name.
*I really don’t have a library card but can I please check you out?
*Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you are the only 10 I can see.
*Hey…Are your from McDonalds because I’m seriously just loving it.
*I’m certain your heart stops when you sneeze. The same thin that happens when I’m pondering you.
Those are a few pretty funny and bold in your face lines for picking up on tinder. Let’s tone it down a little and look at a few more lines that actually might be productive!
Tinder Pick-Up Lines For Girls
Why should it always be the guy trying to use a pickup line on a girl?
Well, it shouldn’t!
Here are a few tactical pickup line for girls to use on boys.
*So tell me…are your Uber rides long or short?
*That’s a really nice package. Can I help you unwrap it?
*If you give me your name I’ll know what I should scream tonight.
*Wow…You workout, don’t you?
*Pass me your car keys…You’re driving me totally crazy!
*You don’t have a ring? Someone should already have snatched you up.
*Tell me if you can handle a real woman.
*I love your shirt. Is it made from boyfriend material?
*I can see you’ve been a bad boy. Time for you to go to my room.
*You can kiss me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure your name is…Robert?
*I’m sad cuz I lost my teddy bear. Can I please sleep with you tonight?
*Tell me, did the police arrest you a little earlier? It’s gotta be illegal for you to look this handsome.
*Did you know you make me melt like a popsicle in the hot summer sun?
*You look ugly but I still want to get to know you.
*If I had a rose for each thought I had of you I would never ever want to leave my garden.
*I know someone that’s totally into you and if I wasn’t so shy I’d tell you who she was.
*You were awesome on television last night.
*Tell me, are you are beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
*Sure, I might be one of the prettiest gal here, but fact is I’m the only one coming over to talk to you.
*I feel like you are premium coffee: bold, tall and strong.
*Truth be told, you’re so much hotter than a sunburn.
*Hey, are you the man that was going to buy me a beer?
*I think I’ve seen you before. Do you model?
*I’m thinking you must have just come out of the oven because you are incredibly hot!
*I’ll admit I’m not Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your bed rock.
*You’ve got to be tuckered out because you’ve been running through my mind all night long.
*Are you willing to take a pic with me? I want to get back at my ex.
*Can you please tell me what it feels like to look so amazing?
*My mom and dad brought me up to be a good girl but tonight I feel like breaking the rules and getting a little naughty.
*I know how to read your palm and what it says is that in my heart you’ll give me a call very soon.
*One-Living in the now is magical. Let’s just go out on a date.
*Do you believe in love at first swipe?
*Tell me, do you believe in love at first sigh or should I swing around again?
*What do you think about us taking a picture? I just want to make sure Santa Claus knows what I want for Christmas this year.
*If I was in charge of rewriting the alphabet, I’d make sure U and I were right beside each other.
Final Words
What do clever opening Tinder lines show?
If you play it right, it just might get your foot in the door! However, if you overdo it or just miss the mark, you will get shut down fast.
Relationships aren’t easy and when you are looking to find that person you don’t want to be without, it’s going to be all about learning and growing.
Chances are, you are going to screw up but as long as you stay true to yourself and don’t intentionally cause hurt and mistrust you will do just fine.
Think of your relationship like you might a puzzle. You’ve got to pay attention to the cues around you and try to configure out the puzzle together as quickly and seamlessly as possible. And there will be times where you get the whole puzzle put together but the final piece just doesn’t fit, no matter how hard you try.
When this happens, you’ve got to showcase your strength and resilience and just keep on going. Don’t stop and understand you deserve what you want in a Tinder relationship.
Keep your mind open and look to better yourself along the way and you will find what you are looking for.
Use this information with logic and make sure to commit to learning and growing, gathering as much information as you can to make your relationship stick.
