One of the trends on Twitter today was #FiveWordsToRuinADate. Hundreds of people responded by the time I found it, and at the rate it was going, thousands more probably joined in. There were a ton of good ones up there, but I chose 20 of the top tweets that stuck out to me.
20 Things To Say To Ruin A Date – In 5 Words
1. Penicillin Anyone?
Penicillin is used to treat infections that occur from bacteria. No woman wants to hear this one…
I take penicillin for it. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Mike Gibbs (@mwgfla) January 14, 2015
2. Too Fast, Too Much
This would so ruin a date for any man or woman!
#FiveWordsToRuinADate “Happy almost one week anniversary!” Forget the vehicle. Run! pic.twitter.com/ksslkODTep — Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) January 13, 2015
3. Yep, This Would Ruin A Date!
The last thing you want to hear on a date is this…
I’ve made a huge mistake. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) January 13, 2015
4. Don’t Put Down What They Love
Before you say anything like this, make sure she’s not a video game fan!
Video games are for nerds. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Xbox (@Xbox) January 13, 2015
5. Anything With ‘But’ In It
When you say ‘but’ you really mean forget everything I said before because THIS is how I really feel.
I’m not a racist but.. #FiveWordsToRuinADate pic.twitter.com/hR5rRBYPYK
— J. Ali (@junayed_) January 13, 2015
6. Don’t Say Anything About Bodily Functions
This is a good tip! Don’t mention anything to do with bodily functions, like poop or mucus….
“Are you into poop stuff?” #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Ian Hecox (@SmoshIan) January 13, 2015
7. Meeting Someone From Online Dating?
If you are meeting up with someone you have only seen in a picture, do not say this…
You looked better in photos. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Zoosk (@Zoosk) January 13, 2015
8. Even If You Are Thinking This, Don’t Say It
Sometimes women show up with too much stuff on their face. But, if you want another date, don’t even think about saying this.
“You’re wearing too much makeup” #FiveWordsToRuinADate #SwipeLeft pic.twitter.com/YgSa9fWuDM — NYX Cosmetics (@NyxCosmetics) January 13, 2015
9. This Has Happened On Many Dates
I’ve heard about this one from friends and strangers. It happens – but even if you are thinking it, don’t say it! Better yet, if you are thinking of it, wait until you are over your ex to date.
#FiveWordsToRuinADate I still love my ex
— Evan Edinger (@EvanEdinger) January 13, 2015
10. You Know Where You Are Right?
Only say this if you want to ruin your chances of ever going out with her again.
Wait, this is a date? #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Mikey Piff (@MikeyPiff) January 13, 2015
11. Keep Your Crazy To Yourself
This one made me laugh. But on a date I would be running the other way.
I made you one too #FiveWordsToRuinADate pic.twitter.com/9mz20vxwmv
— magna (@mentalerase) January 13, 2015
12. Putting Down Women’s Rights Is A Big No-No!
I know so many men who would say something like this in all seriousness. I’m hoping you won’t.
Women shouldn’t have a vote #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Joe Blow (@nta71) January 13, 2015
13. Keep Your Sex Life Private
Even if you’ve never had sex before, don’t say it. There are some things you just don’t have to say!
I’ve never bagged a babe. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Peter Steinfeld (@killingjef) January 14, 2015
14. Don’t Show Off Your Bad Habits
Keep your bad habits hidden, at least for a while. Trust me, if you lay your worst habits on the table right away, your date will be over quickly.
Let’s go smoke some crack #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Nice a-hole (@Crunch_Hawk) January 14, 2015
15. Forgot Your Wallet? Again?
Please, don’t ever say this on a date. You will ruin the date very quickly and your chances of another date will be slim. That said, every girl has had this happen to her at least once.
Can you pay for me? #FiveWordsToRuinADate pic.twitter.com/ycQIQX9Ivv
— Tovares Grey † (@ItsJustTovares) January 14, 2015
16. Don’t Make Yourself Look Too Stupid
You may not know every big word out there, but don’t admit it – yet.
Why’d you use big words? #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Aria Gerson (@cyan_sunshine) January 14, 2015
17. Don’t Reference Anyone Else’s Appearance – Especially Family Members
If you tell your date that you think someone’s hot, she will think she’s less hot. Bottom line.
Damn,Your Little Sister’s Hot!…..#FiveWordsToRuinADate pic.twitter.com/OvMaNLmEQW
— BIG PAULIE-#FUPM (@bigpaulierules) January 14, 2015
18. Don’t Negatively Comment On Their Eating Habits!
Whether they eat a salad or a platter, don’t make any comments about how much they eat in a negative way.
You eat way too much! #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Bellaisa Filippis (@RelationshipCir) January 14, 2015
19. Where Do You Live?
At a certain age, this really becomes true.
I live with my parents. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Raina Saunders (@FrazzledFitness) January 14, 2015
20. Don’t Cross Her Off The List Just Yet
When you refer to her as anything, you are suggesting how you feel. Therefore, don’t make any observations that will hurt your chances.
“You’d be a great friend!” #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Pablo Sandoval (@OfficialPAMS) January 14, 2015
Is there anything you can think of that would ruin a date in 5 words? Leave it in the comments below!
